‘Moustache Twirling Villains’ by James and Laika

Pictures by James Schwarz, Words by Laika Saintlouis

Here we are further perpetuating the notion that there is some connection between bold facial hair choices and the criminal mind. If you’re a man with a boring face you must be plagued with thoughts of insecurity, constantly fearful of how pedestrian your facial area must make you seem. Your time has come, plebeian hordes, there is not a moment to lose! Fancify your faces with Antebellum‘s extensive assortment of fine beards, burns and taches! What are you waiting for?

Examples to follow (police boards correspond to beards).

Outfit details of lineup shot:

On James:

  • Hat: Mon Tissu – Wool lined Dearstalker
  • Skin: Lelutka – Eron
  • Beard: Antebellum – MDCCCXCVII
  • Scarf: League – Badge Scarf
  • Coat: Kiitos – Pea Coat
  • Shorts: Graph – Shorts (Tinted)
  • Socks: League : Garter Socks
  • Boots: COCO – Lace-up Boots

On Izzy:

  • Tie: Hasendow – Black tie
  • Pants: El Ganso & Redgrave – Herringbone Pants
  • Boots: GOS – Docs
  • Jacket: FIR & MNA – Guvnor Jacket
  • Hair: Urban December – Point of View
  • Skin: &Bean – Heart of Gold

On Laika:

  • Hair: Philotic Energy Harrison Dark Ash
  • Facial hair: Antebellum – MDCCCXLVI –  Big burns, no hairbase
  • Skin: Sacred – Ethan Tone 1
  • Necklace: This is a Fawn – Hatchet Necklace [aged brass]
  • Scarf: Theosophy
  • Jacket: Arai – Leather Jacket 02 brown
  • Shirt: Heartattack & Vine: deep blue vee – brown
  • Boots: ROT Test Boots Multicolour
  • Belt: NINIKO belt for crease Pants
  • Jeans: Muism – [Skinny Roll-up Cuff Jeans]_Bleach

Prizes awarded for correctly guessing these perps’ alleged crimes.


10 responses

  1. Stuart

    I picked the mutton chops up today and I think they’re fantastic. I really love them. My only complaint (and it’s really a tiny one) is that there’s grey at the end of the sideburns. But it’s something I can easily live with. Very nice product.

    December 21, 2010 at 3:56 am

  2. Vitabela

    this is so very cool idea, i like 😉

    December 21, 2010 at 7:40 am

  3. IB

    RE: grey – The item is modifiable for this purpose; You can tint that grey out in appearance mode under the tattoo layer tab to any colour you’d like.

    December 21, 2010 at 11:35 am

    • Stuart

      Oh, excellent! I will give that a go tonight when I log on. Thanks for the info.

      December 21, 2010 at 4:24 pm

  4. TskTsk

    Oh look..more sl fashion losers imitating (ripping off) Steven Meisel’s photographs. You rip off everyone else so not really a surprise.

    December 21, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    • barb

      because Steven Meisel is the sole inventor of the mugshot or criminal line-up style photo. genius.

      December 21, 2010 at 8:59 pm

  5. lolk

    December 21, 2010 at 5:50 pm

  6. lol honey, you mad? pressed? jealous? all of the above?


    December 23, 2010 at 9:09 pm

  7. silver milneaux

    love these pictures and the antebellum hair!

    January 11, 2011 at 4:17 pm

  8. lmao …. like always a very cool post… <3!

    February 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm

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