‘A Stab in the Dark’ by Laika

Words and Pictures by Laika Saintlouis

So they’re in this big, old mansion right and it is pretty spooky! There’s one of those paintings that is painted so well that the eyes are so good that they follow you wherever you go. That is some very advanced artistic technique right there, this guy probably can’t even do that. So the paintings are all weird and that’s scary and what else? It’s not a very comforting  environment really, Martha Stewart would hate it there. The grandfather clock ticks REALLY LOUDLY, how annoying, and there is a staircase that leads to nowwhere, oh it leads to that room actually, well it has an odd amount of steps I’m sure and that really aggrivates my OCD. The point is if I were you and you were a character in this blog entry I would be quite nervous that at any moment someone might do a murder on you!

James Schwarz, oil tycoon, is the type of person should be especially worried, two of his public school chums (American translation: private school friends. I don’t know why either) have come to visit him and there is quite a bit of tension there. Till hasn’t seen him since 2001 when it was rumoured that James may well have boinked his mother. Laika lost his brother in the Iraq War and we all know what the deal is there. I don’t know, there’s more going on I’m sure, they both look quite angry, YOU do the back-story. The point is: M U R D E R.

On James:

  • Hair: Armidi – The Grammar
  • Skin: Mother Goose – Robbie
  • Shirt: Schadenfreude – Oxford
  • Sweater: Unknown Boutique – Houndstooth Sweater
  • Watch: HOC – Watch 01
  • Pants: Armidi – Ruvido Slacks
  • Shoes: HOC – Leather Loafers
  • Chair by Theosophy

On Laika:

  • PE Harrison Dark Ash modded
  • *Sacred* Ethan Tone 1 beard 2 hair
  • Glasses: xbordeaux – the moose wood glasses (comes with pose pack)
  • Blazer: *FIR* Casual Blazer Navy
  • Blazer collar from: *FIR* Casual Blazer Grey
  • Sweater Vest: Gbberish** Old Brompton Knitted Vest (Kensington Breeze)
  • Shirt: *Muism* Last nights shirt/White
  • Trousers: [W&B] Boyd Dress Trousers OUTER SPACE (R Prim)
  • Shoes: -WMD- Aussie Boots Black Edition -V-
  • Pose by: [POSER ALERT!] by Sydney Coba

On Till:

  • Skin: Abyss – ID 2043-3
  • Hair: MADesigns – Bon
  • Jacket: Meriken Co. – Napoleon
  • Sweater: Pig – Cozy Chenille Sweater
  • Shirt: Valiant – Black Military Star Shirt
  • Pants: Gisaci – Journey Tweed Slacks
  • Shoes: Redgrave – Strap Loafers

HAH! I seem to remember strongly hinting if not explicitly stating that there might be murder. A satisfying ending. Well an ending anyway.

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4 responses

  1. EPIC post!

    August 26, 2010 at 10:47 pm

  2. I just love it!! Professor Plum dead in the library 😉

    August 27, 2010 at 7:14 am

  3. Totally awesome in every way
    *sorry still cracking up at SL.ipsters…so forgive my lack of creativity while commenting

    August 27, 2010 at 7:01 pm

  4. Fantastic post y’all!

    August 28, 2010 at 12:29 am

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